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I finished the doll factory, which ended with me killing that giant Barbie doll with her giant saw-blade lollipop, then smashing her head in a giant crank. Then I went through this annoying shoot-out stage through a bunch of office corridors with a bunch of irritating broken TV graphic effects and occasional screeching, which turned out to be ANOTHER dream that took place between Rosa putting me into an X-Ray machine, and taking me out.

I wasn't sure if this Rosa was the same one from Condemned 1, because she has different hair and isn't wearing glasses. And maybe it was just her glasses affecting the way her face looked, but she looked Hispanic in C1, but here she's clearly African American. But, Ethan made a reference to her showing him his file in C1.

Oh yeah, and in the cutscene between levels 6 and 7, Rosa gets all excited about finding deer shit on the bottom of Vanhorn's shoe.

Okay, Temple of Doom was ridiculous.

The beginning is total nonsense. Shouldn't Indy have had the common sense to question the drink the shady Chinese guys were offering him?

Why did Indy run off with Willie anyway? Just to have a woman for his adventure?

I understand why Indy wanted to help the enslaved children, but what exactly did he think throwing the rock at that guard was going to do?

Where did Shortbrown learn burning people's chests breaks the Blood of Kali curse?

How come the priest didn't rip out Willie's heart before they lowered her into the fire pit?

Why didn't they just jump out of the mine cart at the end instead of Indy having to burn his foot stopping it? They were only moving about five miles an hour!

What happened to the hole Short Brown made in the bridge when the guards came at Indy?

How do the two Shaankara (or however you spell it) stones fall into water, but when the priest falls off the bridge he lands on ground and bounces into the gators?

How did Indy, Willie, and Shorty get back to town before all the kids?

It also has the worst cases of "deathtrap rewind" I've seen since some Hanna Barbara cartoon, probably Krazy Races I saw where this girl in pink was tied up to a taffy cutting conveyor belt and twenty feet from the cutting knives and as the knives were about to whack off her ponytail it'd switch to a group of men coming to her rescue, then it'd come back to her and she'd be twenty feet from the knives again. There's Willie in the sacrifice cage and she was ten feet from the magma (and she should have caught fire by this point, if the man they sacrificed before was an indicator), somebody whacked the wheel to drop her and she fell again, but stopped again at ten feet above the magma. And then there's the rock smashing wheel with the emperor kid stabbing the Indy doll with a pin, and every time it cuts to Indy fighting the guard he's inches from the wheel, and no I'm not talking about when he fights off the guard and repositions himself on the belt, I'm talking about as Shortbrown is riding the water buckets up to King Kid who never takes his pin out of the Indy doll's back and the guard has his foot firmly on Indy's chest. Shortbrown jumps King Kid, ad then it cuts back to Indy and he's two feet from the wheel. It cuts to Shortbrown and King Kid struggling, Shortbrown finally pulls the pin out of the doll, and then Indy's about five feet from the wheel.

Also, when the big guard gets squished, there isn't nearly enough blood on the wheel.

EDIT: Er, okay, I guess the Chinese kid was named Short Round.

In other news, the Phoenix Wright manga is kind of dull. I've read up to the one where Pearl brings a kitten into the office and it eat's Phoenix's badge which was amusing, but the rest have ranged from "blah" to "hilariously bad."