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Crawl and 1OOO |
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And, you know, Obama is talking about these great things he'll do for me as President, but if he really wanted to help me, shouldn't he just let me be
President? I mean, that's a pretty good paying job and has good benefits.
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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You know the problem with the expression "reach across the aisle"?
It's like that line in Full Metal Jacket. "I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." Yeah. It sounds like they're reaching across the aisle to grab another senator's penis. |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Agisuro wrote: I disagree. |
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ErniePants |
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Rich white people rioting would be hilarious, though.
The Omni-Wonder
of the Universe has spoken
~cackle ~cackle |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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And, you know, Barack Obama is talking about creating good, middle class jobs that can't be outsourced. But I want a President who can see a future where
robots do all the jobs for us.
Then FO asked me, If robots have all the jobs, then how will anyone else make money? Tax the robots, duh. |
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MaskedSheik |
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Only a robot president can deliver a robot future, Crawl.
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da dick |
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i don't know. if good middle-upper class jobs here on this silly isle can be outsourced to india and china, and anywhere else... you shelthered(sp?)
whities ain't got much of a chance.
go go, robots! let's hope we don't destroy the sun when the robots start rebelling. |
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pOrn Sigma |
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I thought we just blocked it out.
![]() It's time for revenge... |
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Flying Omelette |
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But what about Robobama?
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CLOUDBOND007 |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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And you can tell he really cares about mothers with his snorting dismissal about mothers' health.
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Flying Omelette wrote: He wants to win .... one meelllion voters. |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Another reason I hope Obama wins is because he has a deeper voice and it's easier for me to do an impression of him.
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Flying Omelette |
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McCain kind of reminds me of that crazy guy in Killer7 who shoots himself in the head because he wanted to be president, but knows he never will be.
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Cameron's plan is the same plan that people have when they lose an election!
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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I just saw a new attack ad they're running against Obama. It starts, "Would you fly with a pilot who never flew?" Isn't that kind of a bold
hand they're playing there? I mean, didn't McCain crash like six planes?
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MaskedSheik |
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An ad at Sweetbee's. |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Psycho Penguin wrote: Just think, if Psycho Penguin had been able to predict or argue something of substance that actually changed Palin's approval rating, like her disastrous performance with Charlie Gibson or Katie Couric, he'd be viewed as amazingly prescient instead of a one-liner spouting nusance. |
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CLOUDBOND007 |
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That's the first ad I've seen that told me participation was required. If you don't pick one, the ad jumps out of your monitor and kills you.
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