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James FP |
A blast from the past |
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I normally don't advertise our site updates here, but I thought everyone might enjoy this blast from the past...
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Flying Omelette |
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The main thing everyone made fun of about that Wave Race 64 review from one of the Site's admins is that it was obviously a Madden game review stuck under
the wrong game. However, the review itself, even if it was in the right spot, is still pretty ridiculous.
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Emerald Lynk |
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That site was the shizbits. Too bad it's gone.
One observation about that site, though - I don't understand why they bothered to delete certain reviews when pretty much all of them were like that. |
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Flying Omelette |
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The All Star Baseball 99 and Crazy Taxi reviews are my favorites. I just laughed my sides open at those.
Isn't the Final Fantasy 8 review Hobbes's? |
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CataTonic9 |
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Okay... Why did he need to take up two more lines? Some of the other reviews are only one sentence (and not even a complete sentence at that). |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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And he hates Pokemon, but that's his username...?
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Officer Prowl |
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I think it's supposed to be "Pokemon Sucks", but grammar isn't that person's strong point.
If some of those reviews are fake, then people in the past might have been better at being funny on the internet than they are now. |
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ACC KAIN |
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Maybe he's Canadian. I pronounce it the same way they pronounce "about" like "aBOOT" on South Park. Pokemon "SOOKS".
"No one can withstand
the power of KAIN"
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Flying Omelette |
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Guys, guys, guys...! You can get to this site from archive.org:
Edit - I can't get the URL to work, but just go to www.archive.org and put www.reviewplanet.com in the box. You've got to get some more of these. Here's a few I found: Review of: Allundra 2
Hi! your game is so beautiful and so elegant. No one can beat your game. I can predict that your game will be the #1 this year !!!!!!! More power to your game I wish that you will have Alundra3. hi to my friends william and malou with their 5 children and to my friend bulldog.and to my friend ryan tangkad,michael bondying w/ px internet orlando addict most especially to dukot and lapad. Review of: Azure Dreams
actually i havent played this game...but i figure it is good. i just wrote about it and what i wrote
was gone because i forgot to fill everything out. NOW that was agrivation. im going to buy acecombat 3 tomarrow and i hope thats as good as this. i played
crusaders of might and magic up until you get to the big guy...and that game was a little dissapointing compared to the computers version, but if you dont play
it on computer you'll never know/
Koudelka
Tha best game ever = Resedent Evil yes it izz everyone knows it!! its real good!! and the story always good. look at that you have Resedent Evil 1 and Resedent Evil 2 and Resedent Evil 3 and Resedent Evil survivor. and the story goes right trough all the games thats real good. and you have the scary moments thats realy cool!!!!!!!! and you are playing whit different charactors thats realy cool to and the guns enough guns to blow all zombie heads in tha whole story. And the zombies and other beasts are real cool!!! I HOPE THE STORY GO FURTHER !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I AM THANKING CAPCOM because there doing real good not only because of RE but dino crisis is good to I LOVE THAT GAME TO. Nemesis Nick (from the Netherlands) Stars below are for Resedent Evil it must be even more!!! (FO's note: Yes, that review was under the section for Koudelka.)Review of: Kagero Deception II
This game is bloody and gory and screaming and bleeding all over fun. They didn't take out the
blood or the hecka' funny 2 watch guillatines and swinging axes. Heres a little tip: in the first castle go to the room with the electric chair and stand
right next to the saw blade and place a mega rock on the right side of the swinging axe and a bear trap on the other side with a push wall next to that. When
the guy comes down he will go for the bear trap guaranteed. Make him get stuck in it then push him into the axe with the push wall then he will get hit by the
axe which flings him into the electric chair it hecka' funny!!! In the second castle also you can go to the red room with the stairs and use the floor
thing that flings them at the top of the stairs and he will go flying down two sets of stairs!!!
Review of: All Star Baseball 2000
So I have heard is that this game Kicks a$$ and I don`t know yet it hasn`t come out but it looks sweet
and sounds rad.And this is the only game so far that has a Almost real adience but when it comes out I`ll make a real review!!!
Review of: Pokemon Snap
In this world, there are many ways to die. Ranging from suicide, mass-murders and let us not forget:
Pokemon Snap. As soon as I started the game, I expected to be able to run everywhere and take pictures. Instead, I ended up getting stuck in some stupid
trolley. I couldn't move anywhere, but maybe that's because I was paralyzed from all the bull-crap I witnessed. It was a horrible experience and to
prove how terrible it is, get this: I am now a huge fan of Barbie dolls. If you are looking for a way to die, this would be your primary selection. Enjoy!
Review of: Banjo Kazooie
I think this game is the worst game i have ever played. IT is more for puny 2 year olds. All you do is
go around collecting musical notes and killing carrots and tomatoes by rolling on them. After playing it for 1 hour, i threw it in my closet. The graphics are
ok. but the storyline is stupid. You have to save a brown girly little sister little blonde haired bear from a cute little witch.
Review of: Conker's Bad Fur Day
I HATE THIS GAME AND IF YOU LIKE THIS GAME GO TO HELL THIS GAME IS ##### YOU SHOULD RATEHR GET PONG FOR THE NES AND BE HAPPIER THIS GAME CAN REPLACE ##### PEOPLE AND CAN REPLACE TOILET PAPER BECAUSE IT IS ##### I HOP IT GOES TO HELL WHAT A WASTE OF 70 BUCKS IF OYU HAVE THIS GAME SUICIDE AND PUST THIS GAME IN YOU PANTS WHILE YOU GET A BONER AND CRUSH THIS ##### GAME NINTENDO WAS PROBABLY HAVING ##### DIARREAH OR MENTAL PROBLEMS CUZ THIS GAME IS BLOODY #####ED IN THE ASS.
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Psycho Penguin |
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Well, we all started off somewhere, but.. wow. Just wow.
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Flying Omelette |
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Review of: Daikatana
This game rocks!!! It's a futuristic james bond first person game. Best shooter game to date. Great graphics. Excellent weapons. Best of all, the enemies are hard. and when you fire a gun you fall back so it's very realistic. Anyone who thinks this game rules I agree, and people who think this game sucks can rot in Hell. FO's Note: James Bond is in Daikatana?Review of: Banjo Tooie
Does reviews about spiderman being better is not true. If you can hear me spiderboy listten to this I am
eleven too and you are just a rotten spoiled good for nothing sidey lover who has never even played banjo-tooie.It sounds like you like wrestling well
banjo-tooie is the best game ever and thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so.Have a nice day. Well anyway about the game if you liked bannjo-kazooie
you should be out buying right now cause its got everthing a game should have graphics replay value and everthing else like that go out and buy it now
don't rent.oh yeah banjo-tooie is good for age 7-15.Have anice day and don't forget to see little nicky
Review of: Pokemon Gold/Silver
this game rocks the house! I am very helpful to ash because i am a cell phone,radio, and everything! This game rulz though. HEY did i ever tell u i created a web site? its www.maxpages.com/gamelodge. pleaz go. Entei is my favorite. I collect fire pokemon. i am the pokedude! well ever1 who plays this game gets to recieve me. Plenty of pokegear to go around! |
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Psycho Penguin |
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He probably meant Goldeneye-style.
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James FP |
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Thanks, FO. I'll add those in and go through the archive some more.
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Divada |
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Has anyone else noticed that almost all of these could have been written without having actually played the games? Some of these reviewers even admit they
hadn't. =/
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stupid patricks.
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Kairobi King |
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Die Pikachu, die!
One thing Pok�mon has in common with the latest Bond movie is the title... The World Is Not Enough. And the world is obviously not enough for Pok�mon, which has gotten too much attention in papers, on the Internet, etc. Stupid Pok�mon Trading Cards and stuff has taken over the world and I can't believe Nintendo themselves is involved with this crap. They talked a lot about it in Armageddon starring Bruce Willis... "It's what we call a global killer, sir." That's right, a global killer. For this is the beginning of the end, sort of like End of Days starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can pick any movie about the end of the world and Pok�mon will be in it. Pok�mon will instantly kill your Game Boy. You have been warned. Pikachu is just a yellow, ugly rat who doesn't belong in videogames...
Review of: Ape Escape
Today we gonna drop out Mario
goodie:
muddie:
BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!
Review of: Starfox
I really like Starfox 64 but I can't get past the 2nd level (Astrouds) sorry if misspelled. Can someone please e-mail me some help! Thanks! ~ Kairobi King
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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The analog control using is the most realistic ever It was amazing -- I felt like I was really controlling a videogame! One thing Pok�mon has in common with the latest Bond movie is the title... The World Is Not Enough. And the world is obviously not enough for Pok�mon, which has gotten too much attention in papers, on the Internet, etc.Is it even possible to make a bigger and more nonsensical rhetorical stretch? "One thing Pokemon has in common with the latest John Cusack movie is the title ... Must Love Dogs. Because some people must love Pokemon."
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ACC KAIN |
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I'm just wondering why every Nintendo fan will wreck their homes...
"No one can withstand
the power of KAIN"
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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That's probably the thing I understand the most about that.
The apes have their own minds? So, someone finally mastered AI, and not just made one, but several independent intelligences in a single videogame, and then made those AI's rebellious and willful? |
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SETZERtheGREAT |
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Review of: Tomb Raider Chronicles
Well i got one to tell you guys who think tombraider 5 sucket,you suck!!!!and one more thing,get a life before i track you down and bet you up.to tought the game was graet your my best homey's!i mene it dosn't matter how short it was,it matters how great the game was.writ back to me on this site homey's everything was great in the game.
This game stinks. All the weapons are girly. And the characters look like they belong in a child story book.I could have designed better arenas then anyone who works for PS2. One of the only reasons this game is good is because the guys are hot,(Im guay).Dont buy this game and if you get it for christmas you should dicapate the gift sender. with the case. My overall opinion basically is I wasted 32 hrs of my weekend playing this game. Dont let it happen to you Review of: Nightmare Creatures Review By: Mary (customer-ver-212-64.megared.net.mx) -- 1/22/0 16:56 do u wanna have nightmares?
Review of: Everquest Jonathan Wolf (209.12.148.21) -- 7/24/0 13:17 This game is cool and its cool so its cool. I like it becouse of pixies and midget like dwarfs. I think there should be a code not a cheat for makeing rougs look like Biologists or lab rats or Bill Clinton.When I heard and saw this game it made me say:well shave my legs and call me uncle.I just want to say that I like pixies so this game cool. Oh' and don't let the cat jump on the table when you are eating cornbread, it be fatel! Review of: Seaman Review By: Rick Shrick (spider-wj031.proxy.aol.com) -- 1/2/1 18:20 I am the Seaman GOD!! All Others Shall Bow Before Me and Be vanquised like the dogs that they are!! Seaman Is my Hero! Prepare to be annhialated for your sins you losers. A day of reckoning is upon us! Seaman shall rule the earth and mate freely!! Cheese is Good!! So is Japan. Communism is the devil. Seaman is the only thing that is true in this world. Megadeth Forever!! "People are to be respected
regardless of position or class.
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DEATHAMSTER |
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Good finds, guys. I'll be adding more to the site when I get a chance. Only one thing...
Kairobi King wrote: What game is this (supposed to be) a review of? I know it's a Pokemon game, but there are many different ones... |
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