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Posts: 11114 (12/08/07 9:54 AM) The Fuzzy Physicist
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#1 - Clubs (like the type to get a date).
#2 - The media #3 - Perfect true love that lasts forever #4 - Yourself (like, how great you are at rhyming, dancing, making music, etc.) |
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Posts: 17531 (12/08/07 3:55 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
#5 - Halloween:
"My feelings hurt, but you know I overcome the pain
"Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end" - The Moody Blues |
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Posts: 4905 (12/09/07 12:43 AM) Phantom King |
Crawl and 1OOO wrote: You dissing "I'M TOO SEXXY"...?
SHUMA-GORATH IS A HEALER OF MIND BODY AND SOUL LET HIM HEAL YOU TO DEATH WITH HIS TENTACLES
Kunagi: "GO AWAY ALREADY!!" S-G: "Eep." My EO characters (slight wierdness) Musings of a bird |
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Posts: 2384 (12/09/07 4:48 AM) Slow Daddy |
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Crawl and 1OOO |
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Posts: 11114 (12/09/07 11:15 AM) The Fuzzy Physicist
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You dissing "I'M TOO SEXXY"...?I was mostly thinking about people writing songs about themselves writing songs. (I'm even bugged by Shakespeare line "I never writ") Songs where you brag about yourself in a general sense are of course great. What I was really thinking about for this topic were song themes that are cliche, naive, and dumb. |
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Posts: 427 (12/11/07 9:07 PM) |
That Dracula is terrifying for all the wrong reasons. I'm not sure whether his voice, his acting, the special effects, or the lyrics are the worst.
But Halloween songs needn't be so awful: |
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Posts: 17531 (12/11/07 9:16 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
He's not actually Dracula, he's a wizard. That scene became somewhat famous a few years ago when X-E reviewed that movie:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/435.html "My feelings hurt, but you know I overcome the pain
"Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end" - The Moody Blues |
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Posts: 427 (12/11/07 9:43 PM) |
Oh my, that's funny. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the orgasm at 2:15. He is so creepy!
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (12/11/07 9:48 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
What's great is that it's so obvious the reason he has such a huge cape when he's flying around is because they're using it to hide the dolly
equipment.
"My feelings hurt, but you know I overcome the pain
"Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end" - The Moody Blues |
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Posts: 11114 (12/20/07 10:50 PM) The Fuzzy Physicist
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I haven't been able to find the quote, but I once read an interview where Kurt Cobain said that, while he enjoyed many of the melodies they wrote,
Aerosmith and Led Zeppelin sang about their penises too much.
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Posts: 427 (12/22/07 9:22 PM) |
Songs where you brag about yourself in a general sense are of course great. This came up in another thread, but I thought I'd post it here. It's where my avatar comes from ^__^ |
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (12/22/07 9:34 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
"My feelings hurt, but you know I overcome the pain
"Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end" - The Moody Blues |
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Posts: 427 (12/22/07 10:02 PM) |
Where can one audition for roles like that? I'd love to sing about shit. What a glorious job that would be.
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (12/22/07 10:07 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
Somehow, that's actually funnier out-of-context. I think part of the reason why is because the person who made the video (mercifully) cut the fight scenes
short. It takes forever to kill that guy.
Here's more bragging: "My feelings hurt, but you know I overcome the pain
"Some try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend Just what you want to be, you'll be in the end" - The Moody Blues |
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Posts: 11114 (02/13/08 1:54 PM) The Fuzzy Physicist
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#4 - Yourself (like, how great you are at rhyming, dancing, making music, etc.)Article on how bad Nickleback's song "Rockstar" is. In the same vein, I must imagine, would be that Collective Soul song about Hollywood that they played for American Idol commercials.
See how your opinion ruined Christmas for everyone!
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (02/14/08 7:08 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
That song and that Kid Rock "So Hot" song are the two most annoying songs I've heard in the past couple of years. They both sound like they
were written for people who want to listen to rock music, but find its metaphors too perplexing.
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (02/21/08 11:26 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
Another thing songs never need to be written about:
Women destroying their boyfriends cars for cheating on them.
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da dick |
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Posts: 1769 (02/28/08 5:02 AM) and my bird can sing too! |
how about nice diners?
"How can we jump over our shadows when we no longer have one?How can we
pass out of the century (not to
speak of the millennium)if we do not make up our minds to put an end to it, engaged as we are in an indefinite work of mourning for all the incidents, ideologies and violence which have marked it?" - THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM OR THE COUNTDOWN , Jean Baudrillard. |
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (02/28/08 7:23 AM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
Depends if they're being sung by Suzanne Vega or not.
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da dick |
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Posts: 1769 (02/28/08 8:10 PM) and my bird can sing too! |
ok. how about nice dinner dates and catholic girls gone wild?
"How can we jump over our shadows when we no longer have one?How can we
pass out of the century (not to
speak of the millennium)if we do not make up our minds to put an end to it, engaged as we are in an indefinite work of mourning for all the incidents, ideologies and violence which have marked it?" - THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM OR THE COUNTDOWN , Jean Baudrillard.
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02/28/08 8:12 PM.
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Flying Omelette |
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Posts: 17531 (07/03/08 9:44 PM) Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts |
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TaroSH |
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Posts: 2255 (07/03/08 10:06 PM) I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost |
Is it detachable?
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