I thought it might be a place to talk of U.S. Final Fantasy 2
After all, it's one of my favorite games
I wondered if anyone else felt the same
But the place was like a town for ghosts
The FF4 board only had two posts
So with that board I had no further dealings
'Till grode183 said we, of FFU, had mixed feelings
So DH played a prank and FFU was hexed
Then we knew that people there were sexist
Because they said, "IT'S A MAN!"
A little later came the bans...
Flying Omelette was the first to go
When her butt she offered to show
I was next when I posted the Chocobo Song
I didn't see how mentioning peeing Chocobos was wrong
Or maybe I wasn't banned because of my posted rhymes
But that I used the name, "I Want to Crawl on Flying Omelette 1000 Times"
But for either reason, FFU is so dead
It took half-a-month for another fanfic to be posted or read
