The best thing to do if you want to be a comedian is tell some jokes or post something funny. I don't know what else to say.

And I know this is an old topic and the person who was doing it was probably banned, but please don't throw around the word "fag" here like that. It's an anti-LGBT slur. A long time ago, I used to think it was a stronger variant of "nerd" until I was informed what it actually means, and I stopped using it then and there.