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CLOUDBOND007

Ezboard Trek: Selected scenes from the upcoming film.

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(04/02/07 5:56 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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My God Bones, what have I done?

What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.

Would you look at that!

My friends, the great experiment: the new Port Saiid forums. Ready for trial runs.

She's supposed to have transwarp posting!

Aye and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!

Come come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant.

The adventure continues...

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"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/03/07 9:52 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Should I continue with this or is it too unfunny?

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Captain Ladd Spencer

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(04/03/07 9:54 PM)

Behold the many
uses of my amazing
BIONIC ARM!

No Troi jokes?

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/03/07 9:59 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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I'm trying to rework actual dialogue, so I'd have to find something about her.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Flying Omelette

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(04/03/07 11:28 PM)

Shy, my Oni Brass!

Yes, continue.

My site - Flying Omelette's Kitchen
My ezboard - Port Saiid Forums
I sailed on the wings of time to be with you
I followed this dream of mine
And I'll see it through
It was a dream and a promise that I intend to keep
Right here within my soul so deep

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 1:34 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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Spock is about to visit an ezboard without Gold status

Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the ads in there!

As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I am not human.

You're not going in there.

Perhaps you're right. What is Tweeter's condition?

Well, I don't think that he

I'm sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. There's just enough time for a nonconsensual kiss goodbye before my date with Liontamer's Lair.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 1:35 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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Dear Lord, do you think we're intelligent enough to suppose what if this software were used where a forum already exists?

It would destroy such a forum in favor of its new matrix.

Its new matrix? Do you have any idea what you're saying?

I was not attempting to evaulate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of internet history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

Not anymore. Now we can do both at the same time! According to myth, ezboard was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes the new Port Saiid forums. We'll do it for you in six minutes!

Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing. Logic suggests

Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic! We're talking about message board Armageddon. You green-blooded, inhuman

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 1:48 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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Hope James doesn't mind this.

I've come a long way for the power of ezboard, and what do I find? A weakling Seabu, a Flying Omelette, and a Tweeter. At least they're dead now.

My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This forum will destroy itself in hours. The ezboard experiment is a failure.

A failure. The most powerful destructive force ever created. You will tell me the secret of the Yuku torpedo.

I have no knowledge.

Then I hope these grafix are something you liek.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 11:05 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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I'm going to miss this board. She went before her time.

Someone once told me that Prince Watercress was a predator that stalked us all our lives, but I rather believe that... no, on second thought, I fully agree with that statement. In any case, the boards we leave behind are not as important as the time we've spent on them. After all, we're only mortal.

Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to post my game progress forever.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 11:14 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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What you're about to do is no different from when ezboard destroyed your forums. They killed millions of posts, too, including your game progress and your nonsense.

Nice try. You know, there was a time when I wouldn't delete a spam post. The the ezboard crash came, and showed me that if there is one constant in this whole universe, it's deletion. Afterwards, I began to realize that it didn't really matter. We're all going to have our posts deleted sometime. It's just a question of how and when. You will, too, Captain. Aren't you beginning to feel the need to purge guard? Deletion is like a predator. It's stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with new forums, archives, new software, but in the end, it's going to hunt you down and erase your posts.

It's the fragility of our posts that defines us. It's part of the truth of our existence.

What if I told you I found a new truth?

Yuku?

Deletion has no meaning there. The predator has no teeth. All it costs is your soul.
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 11:18 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Data is laughing

I get it!

You get what?

When GH64 said to the Game Ponders, "Wut do you liek thes grafix?" Ha ha ha!

What are you talking about?

At the Game Pond. We were talking about games. GH64 was in an argument with CB007. That was the best part.

The Game Pond-- Data, that was seven years ago.

I know. I just got it. Ha ha ha! Very funny.
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/04/07 11:25 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Yuku... they're animals.

Jim... there is an historic opportunity here.

Don't believe them. Don't trust them.

They are dying.

Let them die. Has it occurred to you that this board is due to move in three months? We've done our bit for king and country. You should have trusted me.
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Magnus CROWE

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(04/05/07 12:20 PM)

Snooze Alarm

This is some good stuff! That Data/GH64 one has happened to me several times when I suddenly reread an old post and understood something I didn't get before.

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/07/07 11:56 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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[Browsing Game Pond circa 2000]

This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.

Why don't you watch what you're posting, you dumb-ass!

Well, a double dumb-ass on you!
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Flying Omelette

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(04/08/07 12:33 AM)

Shy, my Oni Brass!

That's the best one so far.

My site - Flying Omelette's Kitchen
My ezboard - Port Saiid Forums
I sailed on the wings of time to be with you
I followed this dream of mine
And I'll see it through
It was a dream and a promise that I intend to keep
Right here within my soul so deep

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/08/07 10:14 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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I make these up as I go and this turned out weird.

Dreamcast, you're not supposed to be here.

Where am I supposed to be?

Dead.

Do you know how?

No, but I do know it was an empty deatha death without purpose.

Later...

Guinan says I died a senseless death in the other timeline. I didn't like the sound of that, Captain. I've always known the risks that come with a Sega logo. If I'm to die with one I'd like my death to count for something.

Dreamcast Permission granted.

...
...
...

James would never understand why a Dreamcast stuffed to the brim with macaroni landed on his head and blew apart.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/08/07 10:26 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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Ezboard master computer. Read the entire member list for this ezboard.

CLOUDBOND007

Have I always been the only member of this forum?

Affirmative.

If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?

That is not a valid question.

Like hell it's not. What is the primary purpose of this message board?

To converse with other users about a variety of meaningless topics, like what kind of light bulbs you are using.

Do I have the necessary number of split personalities to complete that objective alone?

Negative.

Then why am I the only forum member?

[confused beeping]

Aha. Got you there.

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If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the internet.

Computer. What is the nature of the internet?

The internet is a small plastic disk, 3.5 inches in length, with a total size of 1.44 megabytes.

.....

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/12/07 11:07 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Uhura, signal our surrender.

Captain!!??

We surrender!!
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/12/07 11:11 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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If I were human, I believe the correct response would be "Go to Hell"

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Flying Omelette

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(04/12/07 11:14 PM)

Shy, my Oni Brass!

I'm glad I told you to continue.

My site - Flying Omelette's Kitchen
My ezboard - Port Saiid Forums
I sailed on the wings of time to be with you
I followed this dream of mine
And I'll see it through
It was a dream and a promise that I intend to keep
Right here within my soul so deep

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/12/07 11:18 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Heh, thanks. Is there a particular one that was in response to? I like kirk's surrender avatar.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

Flying Omelette

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(04/12/07 11:35 PM)

Shy, my Oni Brass!

None in particular. They're all good.

My site - Flying Omelette's Kitchen
My ezboard - Port Saiid Forums
I sailed on the wings of time to be with you
I followed this dream of mine
And I'll see it through
It was a dream and a promise that I intend to keep
Right here within my soul so deep

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/12/07 11:37 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Thanks! And that subject gave me some inspiration! It works better in my mind, though...

*Data takes one glance at this topic, then begins to browse. CB007 watches him closely. *

Data frowns.

Well...?

I believe the topic has provoked an emotional response.

Really? What do you feel?

I am uncertain. I have had little experience with emotions... I am unable to articulate the sensation.

*Data finishes reading the topic... concentrates, tries to make sense of the rush of feelings. His expression is one of disgust.*

I don't think he likes it.

(excited)Yes. That is it. I hate it.

Data looks at CB007 with a big smile on his face.

I hate this topic! It is revolting!

More?

Please.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/13/07 7:03 PM)

Lunitari Mage
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Your use of language has altered since our arrival at the ezboards of old. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more interesting word choice, "What do you liek these grafix" and so forth.

Oh, you mean the bad grammar?

Yes.

Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you misspell or misuse every other word.

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I've tried to find Star Wars quotes to use, but they don't work very well in comparison.

It's over, Yuku! I have the high ground!

You under estimate my power.

Don't try it.

CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/15/07 4:27 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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Kirk waits for news on becoming a mod at Spock's board.

Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?

One damn minute, Admiral.
CB007's GPT & Game Review Archive

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done."

CLOUDBOND007

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(04/23/07 12:11 AM)

Lunitari Mage
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This got out of control, it was only supposed to be a short one.

A QUESTION. SINCE BEFORE YOUR SUN BURNED HOT IN SPACE AND BEFORE YOUR RACE WAS BORN, I HAVE

Yuku free message boards

Ezboard Trek: Selected scenes from the upcoming film.

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