Naw, I wasn't trying to wedge ActRaiser into a humorous review. I knew ActRaiser was the next game I wanted to review, but I couldn't think of any openers or very many things to write about it. The clothes joke popped into my head. I thought it was funny, and wrote up to it, but one bolded joke just doesn't look right by itself, so I thought up some more.

In the extremely-mega-popular comic series on 8-bit theater, there was a recent issue where "I will knock you all down" was featured, so that makes it not AS obscure.

There wasn't anyone in particular whose style I was trying to copy, I just remember these types of headliners in some older reviews I used to read. Heck, they weren't even meant to be that funny, just random blurbs.

Those are the only 3 things that were really trying to be funny, btw, everything else is just a natural review. The last line is simply a play on words. The first paragraph is something I've done often. I don't see where I was 'picking' on ActRaiser.

I still like this review, maybe not as much as my last 2, but I re-read it just this morning. I doubt I'll try this approach again, but this I feel turned out to be a good read.