FO said that the Rescue Rangers theme was posted in full before, but regarding

No, no it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and who's

I never would have figured out that last line on my own. The best I was able to come up with was something like "And find the were-surprising hoots."

"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."
-Orwell