I don't remember where exactly I read it, but the dumbest thing I've seen recently was either in a review or article regarding Ogre Battle 64. It said something like, "The storyline is so good, that you'll forget that your little soldier is made of wood."

WTF??? Magnus Gallant isn't made of wood! What an idiot!

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." -- George Carlin.