The real tragedy of this is that I like Setzer's top 8 list better than this ode, particularly "4. User must consider all jokes to be spam, but swearing and cursing at another BBS admin is acceptable." and "6. Thou must not mention that horrendous word, "pee", but words such as "fucking", "shit", and "bitch" are completely acceptable...Especially if users go to another board to do it."
I LOOOOOOVE Flying Omelette!