Pong? Is it a massively expansive RPG made by Japan, the most flawless country ever? Is it based off an anime, which is by definition the most flawless form of entertainment ever? Does it explain the pain and anguish mankind goes through daily with death and pollution and everything that those dirty anti-choice conservatives do on a daily basis? Does it involve a gothic, angsty hero that hates his parents and doesn't really want to do anything but ends up saving the world anyway with the aid of a band of culturally-diverse assistance? Is it chock with enough FMVs to make an atom bomb the size of Jupiter? And finally, is it about DBZ?

If no to at least ONE of these, then that Pong game must really suck. Everyone knows Dragonball Z: Budokai is the most awesomest Fighting/RPG/Storyline/Japanese game ever made. Everything else sucks, especially that American crap. That crap is crappy.





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Man, I'm hammered. Good old Pabst, the beer of champs.