I had a weird dream two nights ago where they made this new Blaster Master game where certain enemies were fought in this Super Punch-Out!! mode where you shot at enemies instead of punched them. You also saw more of Jason (oddly, he had his helmet off, and it was brown hair. Gee, who else could it be?), like down to his knees. You just shot at it, could press various buttons to toggle which parts of the enemy to shoot, and could jump off to the side then back to dodge attacks. The enemies I was always running into looked like the Black Guardian on the Xel'lotath path of Eternal Darkness, and always attacked with that beam attack that explodes Pauls' head and can explode Peter's if you let it connect and don't shake it off, only it didn't blow Jason's head off.


Fun Cat Fact of the Moment:

The largest recorded number of kittens born to a single female cat in a lifetime of fertility is 420. Ouchies.