After conquering Parallel 4 on Dark Savior last night, I attempted the secret 5th Parallel, which is a boss fight endurance test. You fight 10 guys in a row without getting an HP refill in-between. The first three guys I fought (Musashi, Indigo, Warden Kurt) are all guys you fight somewhere in the other Parallels. But the fourth guy, Bruno, is a character that exists, but you don't fight in any of the other Parallels, so I didn't know what to expect from him. He kicked my ass.

What's funny is that there's this really bizarre character named "J.J." in the game. I can't tell what he's supposed to be. He's a yellow cylinder-shaped spongy thing with a baseball cap, a parrot's beak, big bulgy eyeballs, an orange rabbit tail, and carrying maracas in his hands. He serves as the referee in this fight.

Tracks: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Raoul?
Raoul: I think so, Tracks...but what if Blaster won't wear the nylons?

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