Beat Gargoyle's Quest 2, started on Ninja gaiden 3. got to some castle level. A quick reenactment of ng3's plot thus far:

Ryu: Oh no! Someone set Irene up the bomb!
Clancy: Go to castle rock to find a saw!
(*several stages later*)
Foster: Ah ha ha ha! I'm Foster! I'm evil! You'll never reach Castle Rock!
(*several stages later*)
Foster: Ah ha ha ha! I'm Foster! I'm still evil! You'll still never reach Castle Rock!
(*several stages later*)
Foster: Ah ha ha ha! I'm Foster! I'm...
Clancy: You're dead!
(*kills him*)
Ryu: A winner is you!
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