If you want to know how I did it:

I don't know whether it was done intentionally or not, but there are two sets of directions within the game through the desert. If I recall correctly, the quote when you're outsite the desert (like, before you enter it) is incorrrect. When you're actually in the desert, and camping, the clue there is correct.
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