I pretty much agree with you on every point, except that I sometimes end my reviews with a goofy little pun, too such as,

Yeah, but your puns are way more clever than that and also make a distinct statement about the game that ties into the rest of the review. "ActRaiser" is a nonsensical title - what does it even mean to "raise an act"? There's no double meaning, unlike "make a Jaguar roar". It's not that I don't get what he's saying there, but it seems like an attempt to be clever that really isn't.

"No one can withstand the power of KAIN"