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Crawl and 1OOO

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(01/26/08 10:48 AM)

The Fuzzy Physicist
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The king's adviser is always evil and always planning to steal the throne. (See: Wormtongue in The Lord of the Rings, The Chancellor in Chrono Trigger, Jaffar in Aladdin, Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove.)

This was even in The Eyes of the Dragon.

If there is a scene in which someone is ceremoniously given a medal or badge, or some other metal keepsake of sentimental importance, there will be a scene later where their life is saved when it blocks a bullet.

Is this really that common? Anyway, there were at least two Stephen King books (Rage and The Drawing of the Three) in which someone's life was saved when a bullet hit something (not a medal or badge though). Also, there was an episode of The Simpsons when Flanders was shot by mobsters gunning for Homer who was dressed like Krusty (it was complicated) -- His life was saved by the Bible he kept in his pocket, and a piece of the "true cross" he wore around his neck.

TaroSH

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(01/26/08 11:02 AM)

I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

It was also in Gargoyles. The police woman (ah, I forgot her name) goes into her apartment puts on her officer badge, when Demona flies in and shoots her with a poison dart that hits the badge.

Crawl and 1OOO

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(01/26/08 11:04 AM)

The Fuzzy Physicist
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FO pointed out it happened in the RAU, when Honen was shot by the Metal Gear, although that would have been an intentional homage to the law.

Flying Omelette

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(01/26/08 11:40 AM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

Uh, yeah, not only was it an intentional homage, it was an intentional exaggeration: A tiny little dogtag stops a fucking rocket. (Although he still sustained some damage from it.)

Also, I should have clarified that it's usually when the badge is given to the character early in the plot, not at the end (like Star Wars). I do remember the Gargoyles incident, but I know I've seen it happen in police shows/movies with real actors, as well as cartoons.

The Simpsons thing sounds like an intentional parody of that cliche, too.

Also, it's not always a badge, I think I've seen it happen with a pocketwatch (usually with the origin of having belonged to the character's father or grandfather) just as often (which is what I meant by "sentimental keepsake"). Other than Gargoyles, I'm not really able to think of any exact shows or movies where I've seen it, but I know I have.

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

Last Edited By: Flying Omelette 01/26/08 11:44 AM. Edited 2 times.

Kairobi King

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(01/30/08 1:48 PM)

Eldean Rebel

If a dumb character is messing around with a trash can, barrel, or tire, there is a good chance he will end up rolling down the street inside of it. If the character is a bully, he might first roll someone else down the street in it, but will eventually get the tables turned on him.

If at any time a piano starts rolling down the street, it will continue to roll forever in any direction until it crashes into something, especially if someone is riding on it.

~ Kairobi King ~

Cesium

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Posts: 89

(02/20/08 6:47 PM)

Before giving mouth to mouth, the unconcious character will wake up, terrified of being "kissed".
There's a boy/girl scout patch for anything and everything.

Captain Ladd Spencer

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(02/20/08 6:51 PM)

Behold the many
uses of my amazing
BIONIC ARM!

Whenever somebody tries to warn somebody else of danger, the warned will only listen when it's a prank, and will ignore it if it's a real danger.

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17995

(02/20/08 6:55 PM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

I think we had that before. That's basically the Boy Who Cried Wolf scenario.

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

TaroSH

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Posts: 2383

(03/14/08 9:15 PM)

I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

The Superhero Love Interest Irony - When a male has a superhero identity, and the female character thinks one persona is all that, but doesn't care for the other.

Examples: Teela thinks Adam is a pathetic, lazy excuse for a prince, but swoons over He-Man. In that "Dick Grayson, Age 12" Batman book, Vicki Vale calls Batman a "damn flying rodent" and then goes on about how hot and rich Bruce Wayne is. I can't speak for the comic books but it's probably true there too, but in the Ultraverse Prime video game manual it says Kelly think Prime is awesome but Kevin is a geek. Probably also Mary Jane and Spiderman.

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17995

(04/27/08 8:54 AM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

The Been Here Too Long Principle - When characters stay somewhere too long, something strange will start happening to them.

I've made fun of this twice in the RAU Gallery (Jacknifed and Technicolor Baguette). There are probably countless examples of it. Two I can think of offhand:

1. The episode of Real Ghostbusters where Egon has his mind switched with Slimer. After staying in Slimer's body too long, he starts acting more and more like him.

2. The episode of Rescue Rangers where the dinosaur alien comes to earth to figure out what happened to the other dinosaurs. After staying on earth too long, he starts to grow bigger and get dumber.

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

Crawl and 1OOO

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(04/27/08 11:05 AM)

The Fuzzy Physicist
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The Earthquake Bullseye

I can't believe we missed this one for so long. Whenever there's an earthquake, and a crack opens in the ground, the crack ALWAYS goes between a character's legs.

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17995

(07/21/08 6:46 PM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

Whenever a fly lands on someone, they will be hit by another character with a disproportionate amount of force...and the fly will get away.

If a character is required to be annoyed by a musical instrument, the instrument will either be bagpipes or an accordian.

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

Stepchan

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Posts: 77

(07/22/08 5:42 PM)

pOrn Sigma wrote:
The Pacifisit Revenge Episode - An episode in which somebody pulls a cruel trick on somebody else, the victim vows revenge, and their revenge is "Do nothing and the offender will eventually make an ass of himself".

Garfield and Friends had an episode like this, but they twisted it. Roy played a trick on Orson, Orson said he wouldn't do anything, so Lanolin (sp?) played a trick on Roy.

It's time for revenge...

I remember that episode.

I'm Catsuri, meow!

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17995

(08/11/08 6:29 AM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

The Sherlock Holmes Rules - When a cartoon episode features Sherlock Holmes, but they don't want to actually show him smoking, bubbles will come out of the pipe instead of smoke. May also apply if a character dresses up and acts like Sherlock Holmes.

James FP

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(08/15/08 5:02 PM)

Schmendrick's Nose
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Another rule of Sherlock Holmes is that he will invariably follow a trail of footprints and pick one up. (Note that no other time would the villains leave such an obvious trail of footprints.)

Get out of my cheese, get into my corn!

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17995

(08/24/08 4:58 PM)

But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad!

Zero to Hero Law - When a character who is a little boy grows up to be a man in one fell swoop, he will immediately be as bulked-up as humanly possible and an accomplished fighter, even if he was just lying around in a cryogenic state all this time. (See: Lion-O on Thundercats, Enzo on ReBoot)

"There's a worse room than this?! How?! Is it on fire?"

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