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I don't think we have a thread for bad drivers, so time for the catch-all thread!

We've been going through bottled water so fast that I had to go to the local carry out to get more for tonight. When I came back to the apartment parking lot, someone abruptly pulled out in front of me from a parking space. I had stopped, but still thought I might get hit. At first I just look at cars, but when something like that happens I turn my attention to the driver. She was pulling out and turning, while looking in the opposite direction.

Anyway, so I was at the carry out. You know how in comedies, when someone buys a porno magazine from a street vendor and is caught with it, it's never something mundane like Playboy but always something ridiculous like Gigantic Asses? Well, that's what the magazine rack at the front of the carry out was like. I never realized there were that many brands of porno magazines. It seemed like they especially catered to tattoo fetishists, including some tattoo magazines that didn't appear to pornos.

For some reason I had thought that places were supposed to keep their porn mags kind of out of sight for the kids, but I guess if they did that, the people who might want to buy them might not know they existed, either.