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James FP		#21	[-]
Posts: 3164 (09/18/08 12:51 PM) Schmendrick's Nose Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Shit! That was me. I got distracted halfway through the post, and then I forgot to change the dropdown name before submitting it.
Crawl and 1OOO		#22	[-]
Posts: 15476 (09/18/08 1:00 PM) Administrator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I think that's old enough that back then, "Pokemon" could just be assumed to be Red / Blue (maybe Yellow). In fact, even today, wouldn't an unqualified "Pokemon" (that's not the series in general) mean the first game? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
MaskedSheik		#23	[-]
Posts: 876 (09/18/08 2:07 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	That should be the rule, but I've met a lot of people that immediately start talking 3rd or 4th generation when I mention Pokémon.
Magnus CROWE		#24	[-]
Posts: 899 (09/19/08 12:41 PM) Snooze Alarm Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This is a gold mine. Review of: Railroad Tycoon 2 Review By: Greg (spider-wl062.proxy.aol.com) -- 9/2/0 12:42 Well if that wasnt the largest waste of $30.00 ive ever spent....i dont think the time i bought tidey whities that chafed my balls was as big of a waste of money as this game was. Dont buy im warning you now. Well my message is too short so now im just going to blab on about how much the grpahics sucked, how big a loss of money i suffered and how stupid you are if you read this and buy this circular pile of crap Review of: Eternal Ring Review By: Nathan Mick (205.184.203.35) -- 1/19/1 23:21 I rented this game from Blockbuster and I thought is was the worst waste of $6.oo that you could spend. The graphics are terrible and their mouths never stop moving. The fighting disgusts me you can only jab with your mini sword. It is impossible to fing the rings. I have been playing video games all my life and this is on my top 10 sucking list, I have played about 4,000 games in my existence!!! If you own a PS2 this game will dissappoint any gamer that knows how cool PS2 can be. Review of: Smuggler's Run Review By: Boob man (pool0695.cvx6-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net) -- 4/9/1 18:04 This game was awesome but my stupid little cousin broke it cuz hes a retard............case closed. OK they wont let me end the letter there so i have to say more stuff... um.........i've seen a cow before but never milked one(don't plan too)damn its still too short....um........ 4 score and 7 years ago...um....somethin happened but i dont remember..... Review of: Unreal Tournament Review By: Ash (cj1000000-a.manss1.va.home.com) -- 10/31/0 18:14 What the hell are you talking about Magic Jester. Playstation 2 is the best all time system. Did you hear anything on the news that said something about the Dreamcast. HELL NO!!!! Playstation 2 was all over the news and news papers. Face it Sega is trying to make a good comeback and they're doing a great job, but PS2 looks like they got the lead. Every Toys R Us store in the Washington Metropolitan Area were sold out in 1 hour or less. When Dreamcast Came out you could get a Dreamcast anywhere you looked. Every hardcore gamer or not should get a PS2. Unreal Is awesome!!! (Note: No one named Magic Jester posted an Unreal Tournament review.) Review of: Rainbow 6 Review By: pikachu (dial6-43.tstar.net) -- 12/25/99 20:25 This game rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyone who does not like like it loves Barney and Barbie and Teletubbies.This game is next to Fighting Force 64.This game is the best I've played.(But probably not match to pokemon stadium when it comes out)The graphics are radical and some levels are complacated but that is what makes it better. (Note: GH64 doesn't like Rainbow 6?) Review of: Rainbow 6 Review By: obi wan jabroni (ppp-209-160-161-210.00.softcom.net) -- 12/23/99 17:18 This game rocked the graphics rocked the night vision rocked the fact of getting more than one person per level rocked the only thing that didn't rock was the slowness of changing guns. The game is perfect except for that one tiny flaw. I liked how there was covery fire when going into a building. I really liked how you could blow doors up. I liked how one shot one kill thing I think with Goldeneye you could get hit twelve times and not go down. In conclusion this game is perfect. Review of: Everquest Raven of Norrath (100.chicago-45rs-mplmn-31rs.il.dial-access.att.net) -- 10/15/0 20:16 First of all Jesse Ryan, phil and daniel, you r all a bunch of hoe's. This game is awsome. The Best overall. I have never played a better game. I dont care what annyone says but this game rocks. Sweet graphics awsome gameplay and the re-play value is so high i could scream. But it now or die. trust me on this one. Any game on earth is not as good as this one. anyone who says this game is bad is just complaining because thier cpu sux or they do they should all be dragged into the street and shot!!!! Review of: Cannon Spike Review By: mhafizuddin (hlr-81-27.tm.net.my) -- 11/28/0 22:21 First of all, I like to thank you for giving me this chans to play it and wining it. I like this tipe of game because I prefer the game like Cannon Spike.I search the game for many weeks. I can't do anything without this game.I love this game very much. I don't like the other game exept this game. Review of: Time Stalkers Review By: Hao (s86.ynn.com) -- 4/20/0 08:09 FACE IT! This game suck!! Ok...This game has good graphic, better than PS.(only) The story is interesting, and you can but...NO LEVEL UP!(charactors are always weak as hell) ONLY CAN CARRY 4 ITEMS into dungeon! AND ONLY CAN USE 1 ! YES! 1! charactor each time when u in the dungeon. I guess they made this game just let those people who love pokemon to play...but, monsters in this game are NO CUTE at all and are all useless. Dreamcast don't have any good RPG game for now. I AM VERY disapointed. I am play Front Mission 3 on playstation now and it took me more time than anygame in dreamcast does.The truth is here: NO RPG FOR DREAMCAST....At lease now.....I am still waiting. (Note: I am Error.) Review of: Iggy's Wreckin' Balls Pablo (152.163.201.181) -- 4/29/99 19:25 I have not played it. I don't wanna play it. It has a cool name. I still do not want to play it though. I wish they didn't make it Review of: Ogre Battle 64 Review By: Mark (c118382-a.eugene1.or.home.com) -- 12/21/0 08:30 I'd like to take www up on his offer to pay me $50 not to play Orge Battle. WWW, please email me so we can make arrangements for you to get the money to me. Since there are plenty of other good games available now for N64 (the new Zelda, Banjo-Tooie...) I was going to have a hard time working this game into my life anyway. Thanks in advance for the money! Review of: Next Tetris, The Review By: Mike G. (1Cust163.tnt6.thousand-oaks.ca.da.uu.net) -- 12/3/0 16:41 There are only three words I can say about this game "The Next Tetris", oh my goshnessozel!!!! I never thought that i could find myself emerged in a game of stacking blocks verticly and horizontaly. Every day at school i find myself thinking about this game, and when i get home, all i do is play it. I seriously dont know what i would do without this game. I suggest that everyone buy it immediatly!!! I would say that this is the ultimite tetris ever its super duper insane crazy off the hook fly blazin super dupa crazy shampo pomocas bligroan! Wow. Honestly, this is serious, i never thought that this game would be good, but i was wrong. This game is good. It is very good. To spite my first thoughts, this game is good. If you buy it you will be sooo happy!!! I promise it is great and i love it. (Note: That's more than three words.) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain
Flying Omelette		#25	[-]
Posts: 20777 (09/19/08 10:42 PM) But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This game is next to Fighting Force 64. Thanks for helping me locate it on the store shelves. "There's a worse room than this?! How?! Is it on fire?"
Camira Breen		#26	[-]
Posts: 440 (10/08/08 1:18 PM) The Baroness Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Most of the Mario Kart 64 reviews read like blurbs for the back of the box. Review of: Mario Kart Review By: BackwardsD (cc305394-a.bnapk1.occa.home.com) -- 8/24/99 11:31 This is da best kind of racing game (to me), and obviously to others on the web. Diddy Kong racings average score was a measly 2.95 while Mario Kart was a whopping 4.36666666667!! And mostly because of that dumb James Bond 007. How can anyone like those games where all you do is shoot other people! Oh, how intertaining (with all the sarcasm virtually possible)!! The reason I did not rate this a 5 is because I do not believe it is perfect nothing is after all. It should include more levels and Aan adventure mode like Diddy Kong so everyone can enjoy it, and you should be able to put the characters on easy, regular, hard, and very hard so little and big kids may enjoy and people who like a challenge can have one and others who like to win easily can do that to. But having a game with all that would be too much to ask for (just a suggestion to n64 hint!!hint!!). Review of: Mario Kart The True Gamesmaster (inktomi1-mid.server.ntl.com) -- 9/3/0 07:00 Ahem. Pay attention kids. A long time ago, (in the 80s actually) there was an annoying little plumber named Mario on the first Nintendo systems. Cheeky and popular as he was back then, that was a long time ago and he is now looking very dated and in need of a true successor. Just one other reason not to buy an N64. But enough of old times. It is the 21st century. We demand high technology, better graphics and solid lifespan. But most of all, a fresh face would be welcome for such a cutting-edge console. Apparently it's just Mario in 3D. Yawn. Sadly, even Nintendo 64's trump card of offering more for kids has been lost out to newer and more exciting characters, namely on Playstation (And only doyles call it PSX, women). First came Speed Freaks- Speed Punks to the clinton boys in America- which had already justified itself as a Mario-beater. Those N64 fans must of been bringing on a sweat. Shortly after came THE carting game- and yes, belonging to Mario's arch rival, the fresh face of Crash Bandicoot. Naughty Dog, the marsupial's creators, have skillfully blended fun with lifespan. Full, colourful and spotless 3D backgrounds and landscapes. And it's got Cortex in it! Which leaves the chubby plumber feeling a bit doyley. It was bound to happen- Nintendo 64 players spend so much time whining about how superior their games are. Which, quite frankly, they aren't. And finally, me, the Gamesmaster! I wear a black cloak and have a world-famous bucket-shaped helmet. As well as my trademark stern impression. Thank you. Mario Kart has it's advantages, but it's looking a bit... You want me to shut up now, don't you? So, Mario is outdated because Crash Bandicoot has Neo Cortex in it? And the game that was a Mario Kart-beater is one I've never heard of before, or am I just that far out of the loop? --Pepto-Dash!!
Crawl and 1OOO		#27	[-]
Posts: 15476 (10/08/08 3:08 PM) Administrator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This is da best kind of racing game (to me), and obviously to others on the web. Diddy Kong racings average score was a measly 2.95 while Mario Kart was a whopping 4.36666666667!! And mostly because of that dumb James Bond 007. How can anyone like those games where all you do is shoot other people! Oh, how intertaining (with all the sarcasm virtually possible)!! The reason I did not rate this a 5 is because I do not believe it is perfect nothing is after all. It should include more levels and Aan adventure mode like Diddy Kong so everyone can enjoy it, and you should be able to put the characters on easy, regular, hard, and very hard so little and big kids may enjoy and people who like a challenge can have one and others who like to win easily can do that to. But having a game with all that would be too much to ask for (just a suggestion to n64 hint!!hint!!). Review of: Mario I'm noticing this tendency -- I don't know if it's quite correct to label it like this, but I'm tempted to call it an "autistic" tendency -- to get obsessed with quantifying things precisely. It's not enough to say that Donkey Kong got a 3 while Mario Kart got a 4.4. You can't resist the urge to say Donkey Kong got a 2.95 and Mario got a 4.366666666667. And you expect other people to care about your nitpicky distinctions between a 5 and whatever else. I say this being fully aware that I have this tendency myself. But just like even normal people have a tendency to write "the fact that" and other verbose things and need to edit them out later, if you're the type of person that feels the need to get obsessed with quantifying things, you have to realize that it's something that no one cares about and you need to edit it out. (That's ~~actually~~ harder, because it's not just a matter of removing ~~some~~ unnecessary words, but could require a complete rewrite). 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Flying Omelette		#28	[-]
Posts: 20777 (10/08/08 9:16 PM) But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So, Mario is outdated because Crash Bandicoot has Neo Cortex in it? I strongly suspect that review is a prank. And the game that was a Mario Kart-beater is one I've never heard of before, or am I just that far out of the loop? I've never heard of Speed Freaks/Speed Punks either, and that's one of the reasons I strongly suspect it's a prank. I've fallen down, but I'll rise above this... rise above this doubt. www.flyingomelette.com
CLOUDBOND007		#29	[-]
Posts: 12277 (10/08/08 9:53 PM) Lunitari Mage Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	IGN gave the Speed game a 9, but yeah, add me to the list of people who have never heard of it. CB007's Review & GPT Archive CB007's Gaming BBS
Crawl and 1OOO		#30	[-]
Posts: 15476 (10/08/08 11:32 PM) Administrator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I've heard of Crash Team Racing.
MaskedSheik		#31	[-]
Posts: 876 (10/09/08 12:14 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I've played it before, though not enough to get any strong impressions. It didn't seem hard.
Camira Breen		#32	[-]
Posts: 440 (10/09/08 12:56 PM) The Baroness Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Don't kill the messenger on this one: Review of: Smuggler's Run Review By: game NEGRO (syr-24-169-72-196.twcny.rr.com) -- 12/24/0 13:52 Hello my name is da game negro. I went to tell you a story 'bout how I went to da store to buy dis game and da' white man done called me a monkey. I said hey sucka' iz done come here ta buy dis game sur, don't wanna cauze no trouble sur, no trouble. dey done told me to get out cause my lips iz too big, i don't like dat. but i stole da game anyway and as soon az i steal the ps2 i will write a report an how good the game iz. --Pepto-Dash!!
James FP		#33	[-]
Posts: 3164 (10/11/08 9:27 AM) Schmendrick's Nose Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	HA HA HA HA !! Oh, man, those are some good finds. Thanks, Camira. Get out of my cheese, get into my corn!
da dick		#34	[-]
Posts: 2341 (10/17/08 4:46 AM) and my bird can sing too! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Review of: Smuggler's Run Review By: game NEGRO (syr-24-169-72-196.twcny.rr.com) -- 12/24/0 13:52 Hello my name is da game negro. I went to tell you a story 'bout how I went to da store to buy dis game and da' white man done called me a monkey. I said hey sucka' iz done come here ta buy dis game sur, don't wanna cauze no trouble sur, no trouble. dey done told me to get out cause my lips iz too big, i don't like dat. but i stole da game anyway and as soon az i steal the ps2 i will write a report an how good the game iz. darnit. i dun remberz postin' dat! wonder if there's a carmegeddon review.
perothecat		#35	[-]
Posts: 530 (10/21/08 12:44 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Review of: Chef's Luv Shack fry (spider-loh-tb081.proxy.aol.com) -- 5/27/1 04:12 this game is beauteful espeasly the mini games some of the games are crud but its still a brill game.hghjjhfifhshs dhhdhf hfdhdhthfg rhhryreufu am i drunk!!!!!!! suc it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!ha! ffdgg ht fc rtyyb ujh ds poj cjjg gcft vfjj uutgh gd g chhhj hdmj jnfhd jcjh ghs#####x jfunb kgjjg gdjc ghxgh ydudj That was incredibly helpful
Seth Koopa		#36	[-]
Posts: 25 (10/25/08 5:56 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	If these were that site's best reviews, I'd hate to see the worst. It can be really annoying when a mysterious person pops up and declares Super Mario 64 to be an awful game, with no valid points to back up their claim (I'm thinking of a particular review at GameFAQs.com as I'm saying this).
Flying Omelette		#37	[-]
Posts: 20777 (10/25/08 8:32 AM) But you had to have the BIIIIIG salad! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	They mean "best" ironically. I don't know if there was ever anything close to a great review on that site (Deathspork submitted a serious review of Castlevania 64 and it was taken down), but it was notorious for having a lot of reviews like the ones we've dug up. Eventually, they changed the entire site's format and got rid of the reviews and made it a cheat code site. I think it was because even the owners eventually realized it wasn't being taken seriously. I've fallen down, but I'll rise above this... rise above this doubt. www.flyingomelette.com
CLOUDBOND007		#38	[-]
Posts: 12277 (10/25/08 6:35 PM) Lunitari Mage Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Taking everything said on this board literally is probably a very bad idea. CB007's Review & GPT Archive CB007's Gaming BBS
da dick		#39	[-]
Posts: 2341 (10/27/08 10:29 PM) and my bird can sing too! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	seabu is with the black panthers terrorist group, and i'm vietnamese. the clintons are evil.
ErniePants		#40	[-]
Posts: 599 (10/29/08 12:32 PM) Omni-Wonder of the Universe Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'm not sure how serious people should have been expected to take that site when its admins would remove serious reviews and often post their own under the wrong games. The Omni-Wonder of the Universe has spoken ~cackle ~cackle

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