Birthdays - The only time birthdays are any good is when you're a kid, and then only if you're a kid of rich parents who can actually afford a birthday party for you and care enough about you to make the party be for you. Even when I was a kid, I didn't like birthdays too much because my mother's way of "celebrating" it was to invite a bunch of her friends and family over and then send us to our rooms where we had to be quiet so as not to disturb the adults' conversations. Seems like my brother does the same thing for his kids' parties.


