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Bearded Fatty

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Posts: 3

(05/10/08 2:39 PM)

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I SEE YOUUUUUUUU!

Bomberguy221

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Posts: 1941

(05/10/08 8:02 PM)

Hit and away is my style!

...Did I just get eyerolled?

Bearded Fatty

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(05/11/08 8:48 AM)

Come play with me! I know you're out there! I can see you!

ACC KAIN

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Posts: 730

(05/13/08 12:46 PM)

Band on the Run

I think I have a new favorite forum member.

"No one can withstand the power of KAIN"

Bearded Fatty

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Posts: 3

(05/14/08 9:40 PM)

I'm a bearded fatty short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

da dick

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Posts: 1734

(05/15/08 9:05 PM)

and my bird can sing too!

i prefer bacon.

Lord Vyce

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Posts: 818

(05/16/08 1:00 PM)

Lord of Women's Lingerie

Is it just me or does Bearded Fatty have a bellybutton on his shirt?

I want my cake, wanna eat it, too...I want blue diamonds and yellow moons.
I spend my money on Lucky Charms...My favorite sausage is Hickory Farms.

I want pizza, lots and lots o pizza...I want that pie in the sky.
I want tuna, lots and lots o tuna...ain't got a fucking clue why.

I wanna be fat!

0o

ACC KAIN

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(05/16/08 1:22 PM)

Band on the Run

Maybe he's an outtie.

"No one can withstand the power of KAIN"

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17460

(05/16/08 7:57 PM)

Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts

It's a shirt button. He had two, but Yuku resize popped one off...

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

TaroSH

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Posts: 2221

(05/16/08 8:55 PM)

I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

Oh man, I just now realized what that avatar was. I thought it was a guy with an eye scar and a hoodie.

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17460

(05/16/08 11:22 PM)

Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts

The first time I ever saw that on Ragey's site, I swear I laughed for like 20 minutes.

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

Brigade Delbrack

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Posts: 725

(05/19/08 12:28 PM)

Electric Boogaloo

Ha ha! Bearded fatties make the internet world go 'round.

Flying Omelette

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Posts: 17460

(05/22/08 10:32 PM)

Frickin' Fred Durst on Stilts

Prank posting aside...

Both Ragey and Super Galvatron said something in their recent blog updates that I can give them the Gold Star for:

From Ragey's blog:

Those funerals where lots of cars drive very slowly down a road or two uses more fuel than necessary when it could be on a bus, or even just walking. Why aren't they enemies to society?

Hallelujah and Amen! I'm glad someone else has the brass to say it. I fucking hate those things. What, may I ask, gives them the right to go through red lights and tie up traffic? I once saw someone in a funeral procession throw a styrofoam cup out his car window at another car that got mixed up in their stupid line. Yeah, he might be a jerk for (probably accidentally) getting caught up in your precious parade, but guess what? You're a bigger jerk for littering, you asshole!

From Galvatron's:

Let me give you a run-down of what I've seen for the last few years:

2007: Transformers
2006: Casino Royale
2005: Batman Begins
2004: The Incredibles
2003: Matrix Reloaded
2002: Attack of the Clones
2001: Shallow Hal

That is all I can remember at the moment and all of those movies really sucked

Thank goodness there's someone else out there who feels that way about The Incredibles. And for that matter, Casino Royale and Batman Begins. (Although, The Incredibles was definitely the worst. I liked some parts of the other two, but I just don't think they were 4 star, god's gift, 2nd coming, everyone must see, yadda yadda, movies like almost everyone else.)

Think of what you're saying,
You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out
And get it straight or say good night.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

Crawl and 1OOO

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Posts: 11009

(05/22/08 11:18 PM)

The Fuzzy Physicist
Administrator

The thing that annoys me the most about those funeral things is that they have dozens or a hundred cars, and you often see cars with just one person in them! Hello, you're all coming from and going to the exact same place! That's the perfect time to carpool! There should be a law that people have to travel four to a car if they want the privileges afforded to funeral processions.

And how to those dead people know so many people??? I know, like, three people.

ErniePants

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Posts: 542

(05/23/08 1:12 PM)

Omni-Wonder
of the Universe

There have been several accidents caused around here by funeral processions. It's because people coming the way that has the green light just see the light is green and don't think that there is a car about to come through the intersection. Grieving is not an excuse to injure, maim, and kill even more people.

The Omni-Wonder of the Universe has spoken
~cackle ~cackle

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