Game Ideas

Grand Theft Auto 4, but with less GTA and more anime schoolgirls and giant tentacles.

feeds@yuku.com (Kitsunexus) — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:42:13 GMT

That would pwn.

Pez

feeds@yuku.com (TaroSH) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:53:00 GMT

Fly through a candy store, locking on to candies, and when you fire you eat them and hear the sounds "Mm!" and "Yummy!" and "Ooh, sour!".

It comes with a revolutionary tube-shaped device that you stick in your mouth that tastes like candy.

Contra: Hard Core

feeds@yuku.com (Captain Ladd Spencer) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:09:12 GMT

You've just beaten Contra without the 30 lives code, and now you're going to tell the world what a psycho hard core gamer you are. You earn points every time you wow somebody, and lose points every time somebody says 'Nuh uh, Contra is unbeatable without the 30 lives code and you're a liar!' or 'Yeah, you beat Contra without the 30 lives code because you used a Game Genie instead!'

ALTERNATELY:

Bill and Lance must stop Red Falcon's plans to...

Image Arcane Fight

feeds@yuku.com (Captain Ladd Spencer) — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:51:16 GMT

It's an overhead shooter where you play as Chance as he battles the Great Spirits and deactivates the towers, and many other characters can be picked up as options. Image shoots a fireball straight ahead, Cory turns enemies into harmless birds, Nucleo throws two black orbs in a Y-like pattern, Robin flies around and destroys enemies, and Christopher blows up everything on the screen.

rock dynasty warrior

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:07:46 GMT

this game will beat all dynasty warriors, 'cause you can use F$CKIN' HAND CANNONS damnit!

the old skool princess

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:01:28 GMT

in this old skool jap-style 2-d rpg, you play a bored princess with a long flowing golden mullet, who exchanges her clothes with a flithy unwashed video-game addict(who also happens to have a sexyass golden mullet), and has great brave adventure in the ghettos yo!

this game is so old skool, its soundtrack is only available on vinyl.

Dead on the Diamond

feeds@yuku.com (Amagons brother) — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:33:29 GMT

Baseball with team management like Baseball Stars on NES, only you can also spend money on paying off snipers from the stands, or you can arm your players with knives to stab someone in the kidneys as they round the bases and such. Getting caught gets your players ejected and a fine (but no real punishment). Poison darts from the dugout, the odd landmine (okay, they might've already had those in Super Baseball 2020, but it was a good idea), and a button to "accidentally" throw...

pokegod ex machina(shocked remix)

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:35:19 GMT

sequel of the award winning game. you play as a mongrel cyborg clone of mewtwo, luminosita, the 3 lengendary birds, the 3 legendary dogs, lugia, and hell knows what. it's almost exactly like the original 1st-person RPG game, where you fight evil humans, stray pokeman terrorist and aliens and find out that your father is fred savage, except they made it manlier by dumbing it down.

Unabomberman

feeds@yuku.com (DOVEBLOB) — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:22:15 GMT

It's exactly the same game as Bomberman only now Bomberman is sporting a hood and sunglasses instead of his usual helmet, and after every level he writes a 200-page manifesto.

Captain N Tennille

feeds@yuku.com (Flying Omelette) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:07:57 GMT

Years after the cartoon was canceled, Kevin and Lana become a pop music singing duet.

chrono prequel of the accordian hero of the monkey isle of PIRATES!!!

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:53:15 GMT

*shrug* it could work.

The Sims: The Movie

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:38:30 GMT

an adaptation of the movie based on the game, which is neither a movie nor much of a game. but who cares?

Dolemite

feeds@yuku.com (Amagons brother) — Sat, 12 May 2007 04:12:25 GMT

The adventures of the world's grea... well, a blaxploitation era pimp, whose powers include controlling poor editing to avoid getting hit and ignore continuity from having taken damage, grabbing weapons from off-set, and rhyming until people forget what he's talking about.

McDonaldland Stories: Hamburgled

feeds@yuku.com (Amagons brother) — Tue, 08 May 2007 01:53:40 GMT

In a strange middleground between Bonanza Brothers and Metal Gear sneak around people in restaurants and their homes, stealing their precious burgers, eventually stealing from the Burger King, who has been distributing burgers all along. You get special items like Happy Meal Toys to distract children while you snatch their little burgers away, and if they start to see you you can hide behind a fat kid.

Shadow of Colossus

feeds@yuku.com (Captain Ladd Spencer) — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:46:33 GMT

When Magneto uses his power over metal to turn him into a giant and his heart is no longer able to supply blood to his brain properly, Colossus goes insane and rampages. Professor X is forced to split his body into 16 parts and put each part into a Sentinel, then dumps the Sentinels off in a giant desert and tells the other X-Men this desert is off limits.

Apocalypse tells Wolverine that stabbing each of these Sentinels a bunch of times in certain spots will restore his memory which...

Blast Corpse 64

feeds@yuku.com (CLOUDBOND007) — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:09:08 GMT

A game where you infiltrate graveyards to find the undead. You must stealthily attach TNT to them and blow them up. You fail if you disturb any of the regular dead folks. Doing well unlocks bonus missions that are a homage to Blast Corps, where you control giant demolition vehicles and destroy the ancient pyramids and any mummies walking around inside.

CB007's...

Cao Cao's Parade Of Hope

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:00:21 GMT

a sim game set in an alternate universe where cao cao's forces re-unfied china starting a Ah Long Dynasty. in the game, you play as the CEO of a brand new fund-gathering charity organisation set up by the government to make cao cao's administration's image a hell lot more friendlier and caring. to do that , you have "persuade" overpaid and corrupt officials to donate generously or get their teeth knocked out, which involve several minigames and a fighting game. other than that, you...

street bongo festiva!

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 13:27:17 GMT

pretty much an extension of that bongo drums game, except you take your drums to the street and find your own percussion. the world is your bongo drum! sort of. you start out with a yellow trashcan, and as you search and experiment with different improvised instruments, you can attract and recruit other drummers and dancers, and eventually a fat lady who sings. it could work. will also include a special unlockable "hot mocha" mini-game which lets you partner up with tom cruise...

Christmas Tree Adventure

feeds@yuku.com (CRAWLand1000) — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:40:29 GMT

When I was a little kid, and the Christmas tree was decorated and up, and maybe the presents were under it, my sister and would sit under the tree, and imagine that it was a world unto itself.

That made me think that it could be cool to have a videogame that took place in a Christmas Tree. Logically, it seems the most straight forward way of making a task out of that would be to start at the bottom and work your way to the top. Possibly the goal there could be to light the star at...

Kid Radd: The Game

feeds@yuku.com (KirbyFan1) — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:28:06 GMT

Play through the original... umm... nine, let's say nine levels of Kid Radd. Once you've beaten Gnarl in both of his forms once, play through the game again. And again. And again and again and again. Then a Bogey will come up and tell you the player's gone. Radd will have an emotional breakdown, and that's when Captain QB will come down to save you from the game. That's when the game's plot breaks away from that of the webcomic's. You'll be in the fully-roaming 3D world of Hope Town, with...