Game Ideas

Avin, Shaymin, and Ceodore

feeds@yuku.com (TaroSH) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:03:01 GMT

Two heroes and a grass-mouse thing team up to make the most unnecessary RPG ever, and maybe some squeeky-voiced song parodies while they're at it.

Banjo-Kablooey

feeds@yuku.com (Captain Ladd Spencer) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:55:37 GMT

In this game you find different ways to destroy a banjo your aunt gave you for Christmas. Blow it up, bash it on the ground, steamroll it, whatever you like! But if you want to spit on it, you'll have to wait for the sequel, Banjo-Ptooey.

Banjo Kazooie Wii-make!

feeds@yuku.com (CLOUDBOND007) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:10:04 GMT

Inspired by Greybob.

Rare should re-release Banjo Kazooie once again on the Wii as a director's edition. It will have the same gameplay, sound and graphics, but the title will now be Bartholomew and Cajones, with the characters' names being changed to reflect this.

Ibory

feeds@yuku.com (Bomberguy221) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:29:40 GMT

In this game, you see if you can make the worst banner ad in the world. First, you create a game that provides minutes of entertainment. Then, stage a massive ad campaign that features thematic elements. Like, if you create a sci-fi game, you create an ad prominently featuring a spaceman floating around. Gradually insert sex appeal into your ads until you reach a point where you insert neon pink and add more cleavage than the Grand Canyon. If your ad gets more clicks per month than Evony ads,...

Lampshade 64!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Silent Spook) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:03:01 GMT

The object of this game is to learn english from reading only forums where people talk in netspeak and use internet cliches. Your goal is to go a span of 10 years without once ever learning to to make a capital letter or put together a coherent sentence, but you must hurry and use every new netspeak cliche you learn within 24 hours, or you LOSE THE GAME!!

When you successfully confuse a person into having to Google the meaning of your netspeak cliches, you shout...

Lawnmower 64!

feeds@yuku.com (Silent Spook) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:30:45 GMT

You've got a super high-powered lawnmower and you're mowing down the whole neighborhood! No weed, long blade of grass, or slightly overgrown hedge is going to escape your wrath. You'll earn money from every lawn you successfully flatten, but don't knock over the potted plants or hit the rabbit nest or you'll be docked a week's pay. Avoid roaming stray dogs, punk kids on skateboards, and sniper fire as you burn propane on your way to financial success or ruin.
...

A Cowboy in Hong Kong, which is in Japan

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:48:53 GMT

starring chow yuen fatt, who turned japanese, because tweeter said so. and somehow it's also a dynasty warrior game. must be wonderful

Indie Jones & the Existential Weeaboo

feeds@yuku.com (ACC KAIN) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:20:55 GMT

In this game you play as the famous archeologist Dr. Indie Jones as he travels to the exotic land of Singapore to search for the fabled Temple of the Existential Weeabo. The temple contains the world's rarest Japan-only videogames and anime, which Dr. Jones has been commissioned by a Judgmental Yankee Elitist to find and bring back to his basement museum.

The temple is fraught with many dangers. Along the way, you'll be attacked by strawmen, tentacles, giant runaway balls...

The Umbrella Chronicles

feeds@yuku.com (greybob) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:17:36 GMT

Also known as American McGee's Mary Poppins, in which you must travel through London as the magical nanny, bludgeoning rabid cartoon penguins and homicidal chimney-sweeps with your magical, talking parasol. Just imagine the bad-ass one liners! "Go fly a kite, asshole." "How do you like that spoonful of sugar?" Brilliant!

Dante Viral

feeds@yuku.com (LambdaMan) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:42:31 GMT

This is an idea i've had floating in my head for a while. You play as a computer hacker, Dante Viral(bad pun, i know) who is doing time in a federal prison for hacking into the Social Security Number archive and stealing and selling over 1000s identities. However, the government soon discovers a new hacker in the system: 73h 1337 |3149|< |-|47 |-|4><0r( the Elite Black Hat Hacker, for those of you who don't speak 1337.) He's undone the security at Fort Knox and is having...

ShovelWare

feeds@yuku.com (greybob) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:42:11 GMT

A collection of minigames for DS revolving around digging. Plant trees, search for buried treasure, rob graves! What fun! You'd have to be clinically insane to not buy at least 7,002 copies and bury them all in your back yard!

memoirs of a illusional life which doesn't exist

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:00:58 GMT

a graphic adventure game which is suppose to be completely fictional and not based on real-life, even though part of the plot has an airship crashing into a tower, and the game is pretty much like grand theft auto, and has absolutely no fantasy themes... except in a minigame where you get to write fanfiction on the interwebz.

the ending is a ripoff of star ocean 3 where you find out that the world is really the matrix, but nobody believes you , and you lead the rest of your life...

Legend of Zelda: The Magical Object of Importance

feeds@yuku.com (greybob) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:18:28 GMT

In this latest Zelda game, well, it's like every other Zelda game. But this time the graphics are prettier! OK, so maybe not "prettier", but still different. It looks like a Picasso painting! As you progress through the game, you get several useful items and tools to help you solve puzzles. OK, so "useful" probably isn't the word. You just use each tool a few times in the dungeon in which you find it, use it to defeat the boss, then you'll probably never...

Edible Scrabble!

feeds@yuku.com (greybob) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:20:46 GMT

This would be the greatest game ever!

Okay, so it's not a videogame, but hear me out. It would be just like normal scrabble, but the letter tiles would be made out of CHOCOLATE! And then, when the game is over, you could literally eat your words! It would be great for parties!

Give Me Back That Fillet o' Fish for Wii

feeds@yuku.com (Flying Omelette) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:08:57 GMT

The object of this game is to think up the most annoying advertising campaign possible and get it to run on television as often as possible, preferably at least twice in a row on each advertising block. The ad should also be so damn infectious that even though people are utterly and totally annoyed by it, they can't help but repeat it anyway.

You get points for the following:

- Your ad plays on TV: +100 points
- Your ad plays on TV twice in a row: +100 for getting...

the real FINAL fantasy

feeds@yuku.com (da dick) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:56:40 GMT

it's fighting game which will be (canon) the sequel for all the other final fantasies ever made including the fake ones for the gameboy. all the hero characters and the bosses from those games will be revived. no matter what you do, which mode you play, what score you get, the bad guys will win and destroy square/enix. BOOM! ARMAGEDDON!!! END OF THE WORLDS!!! NO MORE!!! THAT'S ALL , FOLKS!!!

Mystic Quest HARDTYPE

feeds@yuku.com (TWEETER911) — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:28:15 GMT

Make the best rpg ever even better. o_O

Hitler's Happy Fun Time Animal Rescue Adventure

feeds@yuku.com (greybob) — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:03:15 GMT

In this PETA sponsored game for the DS, children will be given the opportunity to play as world famous, and historically influential animal lover Adolf Hitler. With the help of your good friends the Gestapo, kids will learn about teamwork as they rescue dogs, cats, cows, goats, chickens, snakes, lizards, alligators, elephants, polar bears, panda bears, ferrets, deadly-poisonous spiders, fish, lobsters, and tube worms from their evil captors. Of course, your enemies will be the murdering,...

Left for Alive: Day of the Walking Living

feeds@yuku.com (16bit Corsair) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:24:33 GMT

In an agitated major necropolitan city, populated by sentient undead, you play as one of the survivors of the sudden attack of hordes of living drunken hooligans, pitchfork-bearing peasants, disgruntled war veterans and Spanish inquisitors who are bashing/burning everything in sight. The goal is to escort as many undead as you can to the escape areas where they will be evacuated by choppers. There will be a lot of weapons at your disposal, such as the classic broken pipe or wooden boards, but...

Shadow of the Boolossus

feeds@yuku.com (TaroSH) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:04:00 GMT

In this remake of Luigi's Mansion, all the mansion puzzles and level design have been scrapped in favor of running around large, empty rooms of the mansion, starting at the foyer each time, trying to find which of the sixteen bosses E. Gadd tells you to go after. Except all sixteen of them are the Boolossus. But fret not, they are different. The Boos reform faster each time, so you need to pop it a couple more...